Posted 02.28.15 — "Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits." — Casey Stengel, baseball player and manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.27.15 — "If you know how to cheat, start now." — Earl Weaver, baseball manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.26.15 — "All pitchers are liars or crybabies." — Yogi Berra, baseball player and manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.25.15 — "You know the Lakers don’t want any of that physical play. They are like my stomach…a little soft." — Charles Barkley, basketball player and TV commentator [Sir Charles Quotes from CharlesBarkley.com]

Posted 02.24.15 — "Most people miss the great part mental outlook plays in this game." — Billy Martin, baseball player and manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.23.15 — "I never saw a player who had greater promise." — Casey Stengel, baseball manager, on Mickey Mantle, baseball player [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.22.15 — "Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup." — Casey Stengel, baseball manager, on second baseman Jerry Lumpe [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.21.15 — "I don't think, in all the years I managed them, I ever spoke more than thirty words to Frank [Robinson] and Brooks Robinson." — Earl Weaver, baseball player and manager, on the Hall of Fame baseball players [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.20.15 — "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." — Yogi Berra, baseball player and manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.19.15 — "It’s tough to win a game when your coach is the toughest guy on your team." — Charles Barkley, basketball player and TV commentator [Sir Charles Quotes from CharlesBarkley.com]

Posted 02.18.15 — "If they can win (the pennant) with that club (1973 Milwaukee Brewers), I'm a Chinese aviator." — Billy Martin, baseball player and manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.17.15 — "He's the best prospect I've ever seen." — Branch Rickey, baseball executive, on Mickey Mantle, baseball player, in 1951 [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.16.15 — "Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one." — Casey Stengel, baseball manager, on Yankees third baseman Bobby Brown [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.15.15 — "Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score." — Earl Weaver, baseball manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.14.15 — "Four. I don't think I can eat eight." — Yogi Berra, baseball player and manager, when asked if he wanted his pizza cut into four or eight slices [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.13.15 — "My grandmother, who is my best coach ever, she’s not wrapped too tight up top . . . she used to call me after every game and if I didn’t play well she would say, ‘Boy, you are embarrassing the whole family.' " — Charles Barkley, basketball player and TV commentator [Sir Charles Quotes from CharlesBarkley.com]

Posted 02.12.15 — "I'm getting smarter, I finally punched something that couldn't sue me." — Billy Martin, baseball player and manager, on punching a piece of furniture [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.11.15 — "I'll play baseball for the Army or fight for it, whatever they want me to do." — Mickey Mantle, baseball player, during the 1951 controversy over whether he should be drafted into the Army [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.10.15 — "(Pitcher) Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to." — Casey Stengel, baseball manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.09.15 — "Economics played a role. Raleighs have gone from six fifty to nine dollars a carton, but there's a three-quarter cent coupon on the back. You can get all kinds of things with them, blenders, everything. I saved up enough one time and got (outfielder) Al Bumbry." — Earl Weaver, baseball manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.08.15 — "Never answer an anonymous letter." — Yogi Berra, baseball player and manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.07.15 — "The only guy who can stop Kobe Bryant is the guy who we get down on our knees and pray to every night." — Charles Barkley, basketball player and TV commentator [Sir Charles Quotes from CharlesBarkley.com]

Posted 02.06.15 — "I really love the togetherness in baseball. That's a real true love." — Billy Martin, baseball player and manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.05.15 — "I always loved the game, but when my legs weren't hurting it was a lot easier to love." — Mickey Mantle, baseball player [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.04.15 — "You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp." — Casey Stengel, baseball manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.03.15 — "Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." — Earl Weaver, baseball manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.02.15 — "I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question." — Yogi Berra, baseball player and manager [Baseball Quotes from Steve the Ump]

Posted 02.01.15 — "I’m just mad because I had to play against Magic Johnson, Larry Bird and Michael Jordan and guys like that instead of some of these stiffs that are playing in the NBA today. We used to have real basketball back in the 80s and 90s. We would’ve beat these teams like drums." — Charles Barkley, basketball player and TV commentator, on the skill level of today’s NBA teams compared to when he played [Sir Charles Quotes from CharlesBarkley.com]